National Anthem

The Fremont Choir sings the "Star Spangled Banner;" part of the pre-game program for Homecoming 2005. (Beginning of clip also contains the ending of "God Bless America.")

jana gana mana......National Song of India

National Song of India

"Save the sheriff" game

Save the Sheriff Collect the stolen loot dropped by the burglars.

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Nice Game

Commando Defend the Allies from the scourge of Europe.

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Bangalore The Great....

1. Bangalore has the impeccable record of highest growth within a span of 20 Years

2. Bangalore has highest number of pubs in Asia.

3. Bangalore has highest number of cigarette smokers in India.

4. Bangalore has the highest number of software companies in India-
212,followed by Hyderabad - 108, Pune - 97. Hence called the Silicon Valleyof India

5. Bangalore has 21 engineering colleges, which is highest in the worldin a given city. Bangalore University has 57 Engineering colleges affiliated to it, which is highest in the world.

6. Bangalore is the only city in the world to have commercial anddefense Airport operating from the same strip.

7. Bangalore has highest number of public sectors and government Organizations in India.

8. Bangalore university has highest number of students going abroad forhigher studies taking the first place from IIT-Kanpur.

9. Bangalore has only 48% of local population (i.e.Kannadigas ) .Hence atrue cosmopolitan with around 25% Tamilians, 14% Telugites, 10%Keralites, 8% Europeans, and 6% a mixture of all races.

10. Bangalore police has the reputation of being second best in Indiaafter Delhi.

11. Bangalore has the highest density of traffic in India.

12. Bangalore has the highest number of 2-wheelers in the world.

13. Bangalore is considered the fashion capital of east comparable toParis

14. Bangalore has produced the maximum international sportsmen in Indiafor all sports ahead of even Mumbai & Delhi.

15. Bangalore has produced the maximum number of scientists consideredfor Nobel Prize nominations.

16. Bangalore has produced the highest number of professionals in USAalmost 60% of the Indian population abroad is from Bangalore (exceptGulf).

17. Bangalore is famous for THREE: Software Professionals, Girls and Dogs.

18. Bangalore is famous for its dog bites, an average of 12 people arebitten by stray dogs per MINUTE somewhere in Bangalore!!!!!!!!

India in 2020...

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Bangalore, Flyovers in 2020


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Calcutta in 2020


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Mysore in 2020


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Stop dreaming, Welcome to reality

Some Good Ones...

Talking to Doctor...

[1] Provisional
Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."

"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"

"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

[2] Unstable
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"

"Do you drink a lot?"

"Not really - I spill most of it!"

[3] Better after Surgery

"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"Yes, of course..."

"Great! I never could before!"

[4] Dumbfounded ***

Man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"


[5] Time Up
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.


[6] Sooner than expected
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill.
After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.

"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.

"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.

"10..." says the doctor.

"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.

"10...9...8...7..."

[7] Poor Diet
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."


[8] Mistaken Cause
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.

"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.

"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch!
That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe,

"Wow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger.

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"To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world! "

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Remember Me in Your Prayers,

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